Phenomenal Plunder

Banal/how’s my code?-banal

System.out.println(“hello, world. What existentially inadequate antics do you have in store for me today? Am I going to get off work early!?! Am I going to see someone trip on the sidewalk? Is the weather going to hold out just long enough for me to not take advantage of it in any way at all?\nf\nm\nl”);